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Dan Schwartz

Dan Schwartz is an environmental engineer who enjoys a good joke and loves all sorts of humor, especially puns and wordplay. He deftly weaves humor, poetry, and his strong interest in environmental issues and animals into his writing.

Dan Schwartz

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No Cure For Nature

In a time of environmental uncertainty, pollution and contamination, Nature struck back; leaving Guy, an unlikely hero, the task of fighting for the freedom of the world. This comical environmental adventure explores the personification of Mother Nature rebelling against humankind in a whirlwind of puns, wordplay and heroism.

Havoc reigned after Mother Nature rallied her forces to enslave all humankind. In a bizarre twist, Mother Nature grew corrupt and tyrannical. All hope was lost, until Guy, an uninspired free spirit, is thrown into prison and learns of the travesties happening outside the prison walls. He vows to right the wrongs of the world and sets off on a cyclone adventure of love, loss, barns, bears, bees, beavers and bereavement.

ISBN: 978-0-9812737-4-7
Word Count: 58,300
Published: July 2009


price: US$ 4.99
Ramblings of a Love Sick Masochist

A lonely, yet content mall security guard is about to have his life turned upside down. He never anticipated finding a soul mate, and in a short period of time learns the joy and pain that love brings. He recounts his tale in a series of journal entries in this modern day tragedy.

ISBN: 978-1-926760-10-0
Word Count: 18,000
Published: October 2009


price: US$ 4.99
The Many Mini Adventures of Abner the Gopher

Abner, that old fashion traveling gopher, sets off on another quest for adventure. Abner decided to scribe his accounts so that he can share his adventures in a fantastic collection of short stories. Join the celebrated rodent for a comical adventure as he bumps elbows with pirates, becomes a vegetable, finds love, gets eaten, joins the circus, and various other misadventures.

ISBN: 978-1-926760-09-4
Word Count: 25,000
Date Published: October 2009


price: US$ 4.99