Abner, that old fashion traveling gopher, sets off on another quest for adventure. Abner decided to scribe his accounts so that he can share his adventures in a fantastic collection of short stories. Join the celebrated rodent for a comical adventure as he bumps elbows with pirates, becomes a vegetable, finds love, gets eaten, joins the circus, and various other misadventures.
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Introduction
Hello, and allow me to introduce myself, my name is Abner and I am a gopher. I was once an ordinary gopher, just running multimillion dollar golf greens, but events unfolded and I became a world famous gopher of high praise. These events, you may know, consisted of me aiding in the saving of the world from the tyrannous hands of Mother Nature. After the world was saved, it was in dire need to be rebuilt, which I worked tirelessly to do, but unfortunately I was unable to do so after some time. I was getting the itch for adventure and I was almost bedridden with wanderlust. From the time I met my dearest friends in prison to the saving of the world, I had realized that I had missed so much that life had to offer and at my advanced age, I am not sure how many more adventures I have left in me. I needed to get out and travel far and wide. I told my friends that this is something I must do, and that I must do them alone, as to not put anyone in harms way for my exploratory longings. They were all supportive and sent me on my way with their love packed up.
I did not go completely alone though, I hired a scribe to follow me, while remaining out of sight, to record my accounts so that one day I may pass my tales along. I gave strict instruction to not interfere and leave me in whatever dangers I get into, even if eminent doom is apparent. I have accepted any consequences that I am placing myself into. That being said, I present you with my voyages and not knowing how they are to turn out, I hope I survive to read about them myself. I hope I enjoy having them and I hope you enjoy reading them.
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Introduction
Hello, and allow me to introduce myself, my name is Abner and I am a gopher. I was once an ordinary gopher, just running multimillion dollar golf greens, but events unfolded and I became a world famous gopher of high praise. These events, you may know, consisted of me aiding in the saving of the world from the tyrannous hands of Mother Nature. After the world was saved, it was in dire need to be rebuilt, which I worked tirelessly to do, but unfortunately I was unable to do so after some time. I was getting the itch for adventure and I was almost bedridden with wanderlust. From the time I met my dearest friends in prison to the saving of the world, I had realized that I had missed so much that life had to offer and at my advanced age, I am not sure how many more adventures I have left in me. I needed to get out and travel far and wide. I told my friends that this is something I must do, and that I must do them alone, as to not put anyone in harms way for my exploratory longings. They were all supportive and sent me on my way with their love packed up.
I did not go completely alone though, I hired a scribe to follow me, while remaining out of sight, to record my accounts so that one day I may pass my tales along. I gave strict instruction to not interfere and leave me in whatever dangers I get into, even if eminent doom is apparent. I have accepted any consequences that I am placing myself into. That being said, I present you with my voyages and not knowing how they are to turn out, I hope I survive to read about them myself. I hope I enjoy having them and I hope you enjoy reading them.
